Tiid Bo Amativ

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
yoursonlucifer
anarcho-skamunist

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angrymurderchild

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thatone-highlighter

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lucydonato

Anonymous asked:

AITA for "assaulting" my roommate?

I've lived with my roommate for about 15 years. We're really close most of the time, even physically affectionate, but we can sometimes have communication issues. Things that shouldn't be a big deal can become real problems.

The other day I was walking around not really looking where I was going and I stepped on her foot. She took this as an incredibly serious offense. She screamed, ran off downstairs, and refused to talk to me. I followed her and tried to reason with her, saying it was an accident and I loved her, but she didn't want to hear it. She hid underneath an armchair and refused to come out. I tried to lure her back out with her favorite snack, but it turns out I got the chicken instead of the salmon, which is apparently a huge issue.

I guess for context I should say that there's a big size difference so me stepping on her foot might have hurt her more than you'd think it would. I'm 5'4, she's about a foot tall. I accept any judgement.

sevendeadlyhomunculus
ispyspookymansion

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

ispyspookymansion

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it